Bad Poetry

A few samples of the best of  my worst.

 

GEESE

Nine White Geese

They are like birds

They are not like Dogs

They fly.

 

HOT MAN

Musty, crusty…

His pants were filthy

His sexy moves were not.

He made me feel iffy

My pen will try to remember

How he farted

And I ran.

 

LOVE HAIKU

You are my lover

When I think of you I shit

Love can be messy.

 

SAD

It was dark dark dark dark dark

Darkness was the darkened status quo

I felt dark

Dark. And Sad.

Mother?

All is Dark.

Dark dark dark dark dark.

 

TO THE ONE

Oh, my love, your bosom is sublime.

I cannot wait to touch them.

Indeed, the milky whiteness of your vast motherly pillows makes me

excited

Beyond words.

I dreamt that we were together, and

I touched your trembling boobs

You moaned you were mine

And I felt it in from the heart

 

MAGGIE

Maggie mugged at Mindy,

Mindy munched away,

Maggie mimed at Mindy to minimize the munches,

Mindy minded not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

October 12, 2013 at 6:22 pm by Natalie Allen